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One day a
young man and woman were in their bedroom making
love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom
window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee
entered her
vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help
me,
there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband
immediately took her to the local doctor and explained
the
situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky
situation. But I have a solution to the problem if
young sir
would permit." The husband being very
concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever
method to
get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said
"OK,
what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my
penis
and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the
bee
getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw
it and
the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your
wife's
vagina. The husband nodded and gave his
approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever,
just get
on with it."
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis
with
honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After
a few
gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the
bee has
noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit
deeper." So
the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the
doctor
began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She
began
to moan and groan aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he
was
enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young
lady's
breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed
and
shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you
think
you're doing?" The doctor, still
concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna
drown the
bastard!" |
